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Octo-Pussy 

When a girl is getting gangbanged by 8 guys and has 2 dicks in her pussy, 2 dicks in her ass, 2 in her mouth, and she's giving two hand jobs
"Me and some buddies went to Mary's and we gangbanged her. 2 dicks in every hole and two getting jacked off."

"Now that's what I call an Octo-Pussy!"
Octo-Pussy by PDXBengalsfan January 28, 2010
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Octo-Pussy 

A pussy that delivers 8 children in one shot.
I saw Octo-Pussy on TV. Why would a woman with 6 kids on welfare get implanted with 8 more? Make her Doctor support them!
Octo-Pussy by Y. Daydoit March 2, 2009

octo-pussy 

An animal related to and octopus except has eight pussys instead of testicles.
WOW, look at the size of that octo-pussy.
octo-pussy by me November 23, 2003

Octo-pussy 

An aj
Did you see him last night he was fucking 8 people with his octo-pussy

Octo-pussy king

Tamaki Amajiki surround by his octopus subjects worshiping him. For he is the octo-pussy king.
Octo-pussy king by I’m an simp December 10, 2021

octo-puss 

a physical condition of the female reproductive organ after the delivery of eight children.
Octomom was diagnosed with the medical phenomenon Octo-puss after delivering eight children. The doctor said that her vag looked like a busted watermelon.

After her six week check up following the birth of Octo-mom's multiple children, doctors have coined the term "octo-puss" to descibe the long term effects of what a vag looks like after being stretched beyond an acceptable dilation.
octo-puss by ravenlee123 March 21, 2009

Octopusseios 

Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'

A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.

Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.
Example:

Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.
Octopusseios by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006
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