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Octo-Pussy 

A pussy that delivers 8 children in one shot.
I saw Octo-Pussy on TV. Why would a woman with 6 kids on welfare get implanted with 8 more? Make her Doctor support them!
Octo-Pussy by Y. Daydoit March 2, 2009

octo-pussy 

An animal related to and octopus except has eight pussys instead of testicles.
WOW, look at the size of that octo-pussy.
octo-pussy by me November 23, 2003

Octo-pussy 

An aj
Did you see him last night he was fucking 8 people with his octo-pussy

Octo-pussy king

Tamaki Amajiki surround by his octopus subjects worshiping him. For he is the octo-pussy king.
Octo-pussy king by I’m an simp December 10, 2021

octo-puss 

a physical condition of the female reproductive organ after the delivery of eight children.
Octomom was diagnosed with the medical phenomenon Octo-puss after delivering eight children. The doctor said that her vag looked like a busted watermelon.

After her six week check up following the birth of Octo-mom's multiple children, doctors have coined the term "octo-puss" to descibe the long term effects of what a vag looks like after being stretched beyond an acceptable dilation.
octo-puss by ravenlee123 March 21, 2009

Octopusseios 

Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'

A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.

Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.
Example:

Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.
Octopusseios by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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