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a physical condition of the female reproductive organ after the delivery of eight children.

Octomom was diagnosed with the medical phenomenon Octo-puss after delivering eight children. The doctor said that her vag looked like a busted watermelon.

After her six week check up following the birth of Octo-mom's multiple children, doctors have coined the term "octo-puss" to descibe the long term effects of what a vag looks like after being stretched beyond an acceptable dilation.

octo-puss by ravenlee123 March 21, 2009

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Octo-Pussy

When a girl is getting gangbanged by 8 guys and has 2 dicks in her pussy, 2 dicks in her ass, 2 in her mouth, and she's giving two hand jobs

"Me and some buddies went to Mary's and we gangbanged her. 2 dicks in every hole and two getting jacked off."

"Now that's what I call an Octo-Pussy!"

Octo-Pussy by PDXBengalsfan January 28, 2010

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Octo-pussy king

Tamaki Amajiki surround by his octopus subjects worshiping him. For he is the octo-pussy king.

Tamaki amajiki is such a octo-pussy king bro!

Octo-pussy king by I’m an simp December 10, 2021

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Octo-Pussy

A pussy that delivers 8 children in one shot.

I saw Octo-Pussy on TV. Why would a woman with 6 kids on welfare get implanted with 8 more? Make her Doctor support them!

Octo-Pussy by Y. Daydoit March 2, 2009

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octo-pussy

An animal related to and octopus except has eight pussys instead of testicles.

WOW, look at the size of that octo-pussy.

octo-pussy by me November 23, 2003

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Octo-pussy

An aj

Did you see him last night he was fucking 8 people with his octo-pussy

Octo-pussy by Emily Taylor phucker June 2, 2009

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Octopusseios

Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'

A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.

Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.

Example:

Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.

Octopusseios by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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