octo-cock 

when a chick sits in a spinning computer chair and takes 8 hard cocks to the face... like the ultimate mushroom tattoo

Zach: woow! her cheeks are sooo red!

Nick: right!? she must've taken the octo-cock for hours!

octo-cock by desean j January 26, 2011

Octocock 

The combination of an octopus and a peacock made by using demonic energy. Usually found in Japanese cartoon "entertaining" the young females it comes across using it's tentacles in a forcefully erotic manner.

"The octocock went on a rampage leaving 26 high school girls pregnant before going back to his dimension."

Guy1"What happened to Sakura?"
Guy2"She messed around with that bible and Octocock appeared. She had no Chance."
Guy1"At least she didn't get hulk smashed."

Octocock by Scythe91 May 11, 2011

octocock 

a) an octopus of the sea that has a numerous amount of rather large cocks.
b) a person that has eight rather large cocks attached to him or her.

for a:
As I was scuba diving down into the coral reef, an octocock started attacking me

for b:
Ted-"Woah dude you have an OCTOCOCK!"
Dude-"I know, Ted! It's awesome!"

octocock by Babblers February 15, 2008

octocock 

A female in active use of 8 penii, all of which must be manipulated by her simultaneously. A minimum of 2 must be in arse, 2 in vag. Other orifii may be employed at the owner's discretion.

Fuckin 'ell, john lent me a stick flick last night that had an octocock. A fucking OCTOCOCK! Jesus, she must have been sore afterwards.

octocock by cock November 29, 2003

Octocock 

A man/superhero who's only defining characteristic is/are his eight enormous penises.

When a man and a woman are in love, the man treats the woman to dinner, drinks, dancing, drinks, front rubs and more drinks, before she gets hot and sloppy, removes his pants and works his octocock.

Octocock by SalsaShark2 November 28, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019