octacock 

When you have 8 cocks instead of one. they shoot jizz like a plasma turret and can shatter an surface.

Dude that kid just broke my bike with his octacock

octacock by drpepper1919 January 5, 2009

Octacocked 

To be put in a situation or at a disadvantage so severe that it is impossible to recover from. It is a metaphor for being done such an extreme wrong that the person being wronged does not feel as though they were merely raped, but raped eight times, simultaneously.

The professor's test was so difficult I think that I was just octacocked.

Octacocked by Bill Roman May 8, 2008

Octocock 

The combination of an octopus and a peacock made by using demonic energy. Usually found in Japanese cartoon "entertaining" the young females it comes across using it's tentacles in a forcefully erotic manner.

"The octocock went on a rampage leaving 26 high school girls pregnant before going back to his dimension."

Guy1"What happened to Sakura?"
Guy2"She messed around with that bible and Octocock appeared. She had no Chance."
Guy1"At least she didn't get hulk smashed."

Octocock by Scythe91 May 11, 2011

octocock 

a) an octopus of the sea that has a numerous amount of rather large cocks.
b) a person that has eight rather large cocks attached to him or her.

for a:
As I was scuba diving down into the coral reef, an octocock started attacking me

for b:
Ted-"Woah dude you have an OCTOCOCK!"
Dude-"I know, Ted! It's awesome!"

octocock by Babblers February 15, 2008

octocock 

A female in active use of 8 penii, all of which must be manipulated by her simultaneously. A minimum of 2 must be in arse, 2 in vag. Other orifii may be employed at the owner's discretion.

Fuckin 'ell, john lent me a stick flick last night that had an octocock. A fucking OCTOCOCK! Jesus, she must have been sore afterwards.

octocock by cock November 29, 2003

Octocock 

A man/superhero who's only defining characteristic is/are his eight enormous penises.

When a man and a woman are in love, the man treats the woman to dinner, drinks, dancing, drinks, front rubs and more drinks, before she gets hot and sloppy, removes his pants and works his octocock.

Octocock by SalsaShark2 November 28, 2010