octacock

When you have 8 cocks instead of one. they shoot jizz like a plasma turret and can shatter an surface.

Dude that kid just broke my bike with his octacock

by drpepper1919 October 22, 2007

Octacocked

To be put in a situation or at a disadvantage so severe that it is impossible to recover from. It is a metaphor for being done such an extreme wrong that the person being wronged does not feel as though they were merely raped, but raped eight times, simultaneously.

The professor's test was so difficult I think that I was just octacocked.

by Bill Roman May 08, 2008