Octacocked 

To be put in a situation or at a disadvantage so severe that it is impossible to recover from. It is a metaphor for being done such an extreme wrong that the person being wronged does not feel as though they were merely raped, but raped eight times, simultaneously.

The professor's test was so difficult I think that I was just octacocked.

Octacocked by Bill Roman May 8, 2008

Outcocked

1. To win in a fight by being louder, more obnoxious and more annoying than your opponent. May be used in douchebaggery.

2. To have a longer penis than your opponent.

1. Remember when Tom ate 8 hotdogs in a row and you only managed two, then didn't even burp afterwards? You were so outcocked, man!

2. He was standing at the urinal next to mine and I felt rather outcocked.

Outcocked by LeopardIvy March 25, 2010

octacock 

When you have 8 cocks instead of one. they shoot jizz like a plasma turret and can shatter an surface.

Dude that kid just broke my bike with his octacock

octacock by drpepper1919 January 5, 2009