obseneties

A string of swear words put together in one statement. This is done, preferably, without pausing or breathing.

I was going to call her a fucking shitty whore skank slut bitch, but instead I just looked at her and said obseneties.

by Capn_Tank November 20, 2010

Obsanities

Foul language uttered by an insane person, especially when to no one real person in particular.

The homeless guy sits on the steps of the post office all day muttering obsanities to the voices in his head.

by Tim Provencio July 27, 2006

Obsesties

The state of wishing you were best friends ("besties") with a celebrity who will most likely never notice you. Those who become "obsesties" with someone famous (e.g. an actor/actress, singer, YouTuber, musician, comedian, etc.) will likely tweet regularly at said famous person in hopes of getting retweeted. They also probably write articles about them and/or Fan Fiction. One evolves from "obsesties" to "besties" once noticed by their famous person of interest in any way, shape, or form.

"I know I can't be besties with Jennifer Lawrence so I'll just have to settle for being obsesties."
"Ke$ha is my obsestie"
"I was obsesties with Jenna Marbles, but she retweeted me so we're TOTALLY besties now."

by @brittneyplz August 19, 2013

Obscenities

The acts of being Obscene.

Girl 1: Hey wanna go to the mall next Saturday?

Girl 2: I wish I could but I'm grounded for a month!

Girl 1: Why??

Girl 2: Because of my obscenities on Halloween.

by so_icey November 9, 2010