oblitorous

(adj.) When a person cannot find the clitoris on their partner during sexual activity. A portmanteau of “clitoris” and “oblivious”.

Sally was never sexually satisfied; her partner was completely oblitorous.

by nicnoc November 6, 2021

obliverous

Obliterated and oblivious, usually caused by consuming too much alcomohol.

The stumbling, mumbling guy over there is obviously obliverous. She ain't gonna sleep with him tonight or ever.

by Leo Wink February 19, 2007