A story often told by a good friend or significant other, of which you are obliged to listen; A story which you must listen to, as to not offend the delivering party.
"1: I was late to the bar because my girlfriend told me the dumbest obligastory as I was walking out the door.
2: What a dumb cunt!"
"I wanted to leave work on time but my supervisor started on this long obligastory..."
"1: This one time at band camp...
2: Is this an obligastory? Or can you shut the fuck up? The Man Show is on"
2: What a dumb cunt!"
"I wanted to leave work on time but my supervisor started on this long obligastory..."
"1: This one time at band camp...
2: Is this an obligastory? Or can you shut the fuck up? The Man Show is on"
by Dicktionary Mastah February 13, 2013
Get the obligastory mug.When you are stuck in a flood or bizarre water situation and you get in a random object so that you can surf with it and survive.
by walt46 April 2, 2011
Get the Obligatory surfing mug.An Obligatory Psychotic Jackass refers to somebody who is self-elected as the rude, obnoxious and possible bully of the school. An example of this is Logan Echolls off the fictional television show “Veronica Mars”
VERONICA MARS: And let’s not forget Logan Echolls. Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He’s ours.
YOU: "Oh my god! Look at that guy! He's a total obligatory psychotic jackass!"
ME: "Yeah, he acts like early season one Logan Echolls!"
YOU: "Oh my god! Look at that guy! He's a total obligatory psychotic jackass!"
ME: "Yeah, he acts like early season one Logan Echolls!"
by Red Ruby June 17, 2010
Get the Obligatory Psychotic Jackass mug.Ivar wanted to let his friends know that he was drinking and beeing all cool, but lowkey. So he uploaded a picture of a vodka bottle and a package of digestive cookies, and said that the digestive cookies were obligatory, therefore Obligatory Digestive.
by JokerSnoker February 16, 2017
Get the Obligatory Digestive mug.Hey man, did you see John's status the other day about his ex? What a pussy.
Yeah. I felt bad though, so I gave it an obligatory like.
Yeah. I felt bad though, so I gave it an obligatory like.
by jhonda555 January 20, 2012
Get the obligatory like mug.No matter how funny, good, intelligent or rare a video/picture/post is, there will always be someone disliking it, and if it's only for the sake of preventing a 'perfect' voting. Also, downvotes arise from jealousy, hate or any other form of secret respect.
person 1: dude check out this video, its a child doing a backflip while making pancakes on the back of an elephant.
person 2: wow thats incredible. *obligatory downvote*
person 1: i cant believe there is actually nobody that dislikes this newsfeed. well, its about a migrated disabled kid that survived cancer and the war.
person 2: *obligatory downvote*
person 2: wow thats incredible. *obligatory downvote*
person 1: i cant believe there is actually nobody that dislikes this newsfeed. well, its about a migrated disabled kid that survived cancer and the war.
person 2: *obligatory downvote*
by sbstr October 14, 2011
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by Steve Beger March 24, 2004
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