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When one has an orgasm, thinking of Oli Sykes.
ZOMG, I was just thinking about BMTH, and I had an Oligasm! LOLOL!
Oligasm by ~hai May 30, 2008
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orligasm 

Orgasmic, or near orgasmic, sensation caused by viewing films, photos, interviews or any other form of media related to or featuring the actor Orlando Bloom.
"I think I just had an Orligasm!"
orligasm by Emma February 21, 2005

Obligast 

Dude, those b0x0rs are so obligast.

That movie wasn't what I expected, it was obviously not obligast.
Obligast by tehsuck August 5, 2004

obligastory 

A story often told by a good friend or significant other, of which you are obliged to listen; A story which you must listen to, as to not offend the delivering party.
"1: I was late to the bar because my girlfriend told me the dumbest obligastory as I was walking out the door.
2: What a dumb cunt!"

"I wanted to leave work on time but my supervisor started on this long obligastory..."

"1: This one time at band camp...
2: Is this an obligastory? Or can you shut the fuck up? The Man Show is on"
obligastory by Dicktionary Mastah February 13, 2013
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026