obj

Obligatory joke

in the usenet forum rec.humor posters who wished to talk about off topic information were required to add an obligatory joke. They prefaced this with the acronym OBJ.

I like oranges
OBJ: what do you call a man walking through the forest? Russell.

by Grumbleguts July 09, 2009

obj

Stands for outstanding blow job. Given to a man because it was well deserved. Usually because he has done something spectacular. Also given until the recipient has achieved an orgasm. If bj's are given as part of foreplay, they usually aren't completed. Obj's are necessary every now and then.

Girlfriend: you are super sexual today!!! How about an Obj?!
Boyfriend: what about you?

Girlfriend: no, I'm fine. Giving you an obj would complete my life.

Loucy loves giving her boyfriend an obj on the reg.

by louloukillinit March 04, 2012

obj

A sexual act where one lays on their back and is marinated in feces by their partner.

"Did you get laid last night?"

"No, just an obj."

"You mean a bj?"

"Haha. I wish."

by Riddlington September 09, 2020

OBJ

A term/abbreviation used when talking about the Objective, usually in a video game but also applicable to real life. Spoken as O-B-J.

"Head for OBJ, they're securing it"

by TechnoCat27 March 23, 2018

OBJ

Object replacement character

Flamingo: ha ha
Flamingo: I’m better
Girl:Spiller to fortnight electrolytes I fortnight elements in the front ［OBJ］

by CubeBitt March 28, 2020

OBJ

Obligatory Blow Job. The act of going down on one's male partner, either because he just went down on you and you owe him one, or because you don't want to bone him yet.

Sue: So, didja do him yet?
Jessica: Nah, I wasn't in the mood, but he was horny so I gave him an OBJ.

by Borsht August 06, 2011

OBJ

Occasional blow job- A blow job that one gives occasionally, used when it is not a big deal.

hey you want an OBJ?
Yes, please!

by lasagnadrewu February 12, 2010