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Optical Blow Job
Fantasy/delusion in which a dude tricks himself into believing that the sexy gal in the room (or on the train or at the beach, and so on) is fellating him with her eyes
I swear every time Kimmel has Stormy Daniels on his show he experiences an OBJ moment. It's pretty funny to watch actually. Way funnier than his dumb monologue
by AcheNot October 17, 2018
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Obligatory Blow Job. The act of going down on one's male partner, either because he just went down on you and you owe him one, or because you don't want to bone him yet.
Sue: So, didja do him yet?
Jessica: Nah, I wasn't in the mood, but he was horny so I gave him an OBJ.
by Borsht August 06, 2011
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To make a woman an object for recreational purposes. Involves feeling up, taking advantage and possibly a cock slapping.
Hey lets call in a batch and go obj in hot tub.
by TheBoysofCampolindo October 05, 2011
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Obligatory joke

in the usenet forum rec.humor posters who wished to talk about off topic information were required to add an obligatory joke. They prefaced this with the acronym OBJ.
I like oranges
OBJ: what do you call a man walking through the forest? Russell.
by Grumbleguts July 09, 2009
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Stands for outstanding blow job. Given to a man because it was well deserved. Usually because he has done something spectacular. Also given until the recipient has achieved an orgasm. If bj's are given as part of foreplay, they usually aren't completed. Obj's are necessary every now and then.
Girlfriend: you are super sexual today!!! How about an Obj?!
Boyfriend: what about you?

Girlfriend: no, I'm fine. Giving you an obj would complete my life.

Loucy loves giving her boyfriend an obj on the reg.
by louloukillinit March 04, 2012
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A term/abbreviation used when talking about the Objective, usually in a video game but also applicable to real life. Spoken as O-B-J.
"Head for OBJ, they're securing it"
by TechnoCat27 May 15, 2018
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