Objectophile 

A person who is sexually attracted to certain objects. Which objects they find appealing varies from person to person. The word objectophile comes from the word "objectophilia", which is the name of the fetish. Some have even been known to marry objects, such as the Berlin Wall or the ocean.

That girl who married the ocean is a real objectophile.

Objectophile: that tree is so sexy

Objectophile by CromBomb June 29, 2016

objectophile 

Someone who is sexually attracted and an EDP445 at objects, which is most common in the Object Show Community.

My friend who watched BFDI is an objectophile

objectophile by SB018 May 25, 2023

objectophile 

A person who has sexual feelings for an object like a building

A person who has sex wit han object.

Everett is in love with a stick he named Mika, therefore he is an objectophile.

objectophile by JD Stein December 15, 2007

Objectophile 

An Ohio State Senator who has developed strong emotional, romantic, and sexual bonds with inanimate objects like sofas, loveseats, throw pillows, etc. While Objectophilia has not been classified as a mental illness, it is a sexual deviancy that goes against God.

That JD Vance guy is a objectophile weirdo who likes to fuck couches

Objectophile by Childless Cat Lady August 1, 2024

objectophiliac 

freaks who's sexually attracted
to buildings.

// How i Met Your mother S09E03

(1)- You can't just stand there talking to a building and petting it.
(1)- Wait, are you one of those freaks who's sexually attracted to buildings?
(2)- An objectophiliac?
(2)- No way.
(1)- Then why do you know what they're called?

objectophiliac by Zombie_Smasher October 1, 2013

Objectophilia 

Term used to describe falling in love with a gadget or any other inanimate object.

I love my iPhone/iPad and the world would end for me without it. Or I woke up slobbering on my iPad 2 and my iPhone 4 got jealous. Or I suffer from Objectophilia because I want to marry my iDevice.

Objectophilia by iSkip August 6, 2011

Objectphile 

Someone who is sexually attracted to objects or makes porn of objects, this is most common in the Battle For Dream Island fandom and the OSC.

Joey is sexually attracted to Leafy from BFDI, making him an objectphile.

Objectphile by luckytaaru December 10, 2020