obiturates

Sedative-type drugs dat are so powerful and dangerous dat they may "have da Achmed effect" if ingested --- i.e., they may "keel" you.

Lots of tranquilizers --- both legal and illegal --- are so "hazardous to your health" (think, all of da ongoing class-action lawsuits against Pfizer and other "Big Pharma" corporations) dat dey should probably be classed as "obiturates"!

obiturates by QuacksO January 30, 2023

Obituaries 

1. A list of the dead, or a register of anniversary days when service is performed for the dead.

OBITUARIES: That which pertains to, or is called forth by, the obit or death of a person; esp., an account of a deceased person; a notice of the death of a person, accompanied by a biographical sketch

Obituaries by rdario43 July 18, 2009

Ovaries to obituaries

An alternative way of saying "womb to tomb." For the duration of one's life.

Haley: "you're 1/3 punk and 2/3 princess"
Brian: "from ovaries to obituaries"

Ovaries to obituaries by haley699124 January 23, 2017

Obituaries 

People with an affinity for old, corrupt, and dying politicians

Putin has a lot of Obituaries.

Obituaries by 047 July 6, 2022

Obituate 

Any of the addictive opioid drugs (Vicodin, Oxycodone, heroin) that users overdose on commonly, sometimes fatally. Root cause of many celebrity deaths.

Tom Petty died of an obituate overdose.

Obituate by Yosemite Herb Company January 23, 2018