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oakton community college 

A school in des plaines, lots of faggots but the chicken pesto slaps hard broski. Also a math professor here doesn't speak english bruh. a lotta fat ppl also

lots of jews and lots of muslims so it's kinda fun to watch them fight over palestine. tree hugger teacher in the humanities department. He thinks rivers are people.

They have a lake u can fish but people are too much of fags to do it

one chick that looks like dora that hits on every guy at school
Guy one (that's probably a tranny): I go to oakton community college

sucks to suck

Oakton Community College 

Oakton Community College is a community college located in Des Plaines, Illinois, right on the Des Plaines River.

Oakton is a physically small school, the building being mostly one long hallway. The classes are organized so basically anyone can pass, and you won't learn a single thing here.

There's also a disproportionate amount of weiiiiiird people here. They also have tampons in all the men's restrooms. The vending machines have frozen hot pockets though. Hot chicks are few and far between. Also everyone's fat, almost nobody rides a bike.
Guy dylan: Yo, I go to Oakton Community College!!

Gal Sasha: I'm sorry for your loss
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