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oakton community college 

A school in des plaines, lots of faggots but the chicken pesto slaps hard broski. Also a math professor here doesn't speak english bruh. a lotta fat ppl also

lots of jews and lots of muslims so it's kinda fun to watch them fight over palestine. tree hugger teacher in the humanities department. He thinks rivers are people.

They have a lake u can fish but people are too much of fags to do it

one chick that looks like dora that hits on every guy at school
Guy one (that's probably a tranny): I go to oakton community college

sucks to suck

Oakton Community College 

Oakton Community College is a community college located in Des Plaines, Illinois, right on the Des Plaines River.

Oakton is a physically small school, the building being mostly one long hallway. The classes are organized so basically anyone can pass, and you won't learn a single thing here.

There's also a disproportionate amount of weiiiiiird people here. They also have tampons in all the men's restrooms. The vending machines have frozen hot pockets though. Hot chicks are few and far between. Also everyone's fat, almost nobody rides a bike.
Guy dylan: Yo, I go to Oakton Community College!!

Gal Sasha: I'm sorry for your loss

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026