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nutcatcher 

A colloquial term for the common female, often used in jest.

A nutcatcher is a woman who has copious amounts of sex and always lets the man nut inside.

In fact, nutcatchers are deemed as such because they spend the majority of their time "catching nuts."

Nutcatchers rarely discriminate against sexual partners as they will breed with men of almost any class.
"Guy: women are just nutcatchers. All they're good for is a quick nut and then BAM we out."
"Guy1: Not wrong."

"Guy1: Dude, half of the girls at our school are pregnant and some of them already have children at home!"
"Guy2: I KNOW. They're just like...nutcatchers, man."

"Guy: Man she let me hit it raw."
"Guy1: I'd watch out bro she's a known nutcatcher!"

"A woman just had sex with me in an alley. That was no woman that was a nutcatcher!"

"Yooooo this 40-year-old nutcatcher is really trying to sucker some SIMP into taking care of her and 4 illegitimate kids!"
nutcatcher by beyourownhypeman January 18, 2019
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nutsatchel 

your nutsack, scrotum...
that crazy bitch licked my nutsatchel
nutsatchel by JAniol12 December 30, 2007
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nutscratcher 

Small device used to alleviate discomfort in the scrotal region. Sometime referred to as Scrote Rake or Sack Handler.
"My balls are killing me.... damn wheres my nutscratcher"

"Doctor, Doctor my Scrotes on fire... what can you give me??"
"One prescription of Sack Handler should do the trick"
nutscratcher by Rob Chancewood January 17, 2008

Netwatcher 

(1) often pejorative. Compulsive websurfers who rely on Internet resources as their sole source of information. Often carries a connotation of anti-elitism and a disdain for more tradional "paper-based" sources such as newspapers, encyclopedias, research papers, peer-review publications, or books.
(2) Professional commentators - marketing and media specialists - who track online trends, netiquette, and usage patterns in order to identify changes in behavioural patterns
Militant Wikipedia fans make up a particlarly virulent cult of Netwatchers.
Netwatcher by goodomens September 18, 2006

Nuttchered 

To destroy with a guy's nuts.
When Brooke was drunk, Rob totally Nuttchered her mouth when she passed out.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026