nutboard 

When your significant other is typing on the computer and you run and nut on the keyboard, and before she has a time to respond you smash her face into it.

Girl - " So as i was writing my essay yesterday my boyfriend totally nutboarded me. "

nutboard by Stevenz March 20, 2008

Nutbeard 

A particularly hairy scrotum.

I can't put talc on my scrotum it will turn my nutbeard white.

Nutbeard by Goat-boy23 September 7, 2011

nupboard

A strange creature inside a cupboard

All those nupboards in the cupboards.

nupboard by JohnHowarth May 11, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008