nutboard

When your significant other is typing on the computer and you run and nut on the keyboard, and before she has a time to respond you smash her face into it.

Girl - " So as i was writing my essay yesterday my boyfriend totally nutboarded me. "

by Stevenz March 20, 2008

Nutbeard

A particularly hairy scrotum.

I can't put talc on my scrotum it will turn my nutbeard white.

by Goat-boy23 September 7, 2011

nupboard

A strange creature inside a cupboard

All those nupboards in the cupboards.

by JohnHowarth May 11, 2018