nupboard

A strange creature inside a cupboard

All those nupboards in the cupboards.

by JohnHowarth May 11, 2018

nutboard

When your significant other is typing on the computer and you run and nut on the keyboard, and before she has a time to respond you smash her face into it.

Girl - " So as i was writing my essay yesterday my boyfriend totally nutboarded me. "

by Stevenz March 20, 2008