nut-jacker

A woman who steals a man's nut, manhood, mojo, independence, or moxy, and puts it on a shelf in a jar.

James hasn't been the same since Amy came home. That wench is a total nut-jacker.

nut-jacker by Brewski Coletski September 24, 2008

nut jacket 

When lint accumulates on the nut sack after being in your pants on a hot sweaty day.

Man my nut jacket yesterday was totaly janky.

nut jacket by Jeff Meiers August 29, 2006

nutsacker 

a person that likes to touch other men's ballsacks

Youre such a little nutsacker, trying to feel me up.

nutsacker by icecoldteabagger April 8, 2008

nutsackery

nutsack-related funny business

Tom: Hello, Jake
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say there's some nutsackery going on in here.

nutsackery by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008

MC Nutsackersaurus 

A clever and verbose underground rapper who waxes poetic about such diverse (and taboo) topics as having sex with dead babies, putting a butt mask on a monkey and calling it a 'buttape', and tenticle rape hentai. MC Nutsackersaurus is known for his six syllable rapping style, and has been called 'sick', 'unrivaled' and 'jawesome' by the underground music press. Check out his soon-to-be unleashed live show, where he will rock monkey buttholes all over the western United States. Wud to you momma.

I rock monkey buttholes like a monkey butthole rocker, I kick testicules like I was playing motherfucking soccer, I didn't wipe my butt good enough this morning, my diarrhea's a river and islands are forming! wud wud

MC Nutsackersaurus by everybody's stupid but me August 24, 2003

Vietnamese Nutpacker

During sexual intercourse, when a female partner vigorously squeezes the male partner’s testicles at the moment of climax for the male partner.

“Dude, my balls hurt so bad!!”

“Bro, the girl you brought home last night Probably gave you a Vietnamese Nutpacker.

Vietnamese Nutpacker by Dr. Sam A. September 1, 2019

MC Nutsackersaurus 

a dinosaur in the paleolithic era, known 4 heriditary genitial elaphantitis, all know fossils have been stolen by Amelia G. after the infamous cucumber famine of 2002

a bird, a plane, a giant nutsac

MC Nutsackersaurus by dr. CHAOS October 18, 2003