nut-jacker
A woman who steals a man's nut, manhood, mojo, independence, or moxy, and puts it on a shelf in a jar.
nut-jacker by Brewski Coletski September 24, 2008
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nutsacker by icecoldteabagger April 8, 2008
nutsackery
Tom: Hello, Jake
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say there's some nutsackery going on in here.
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say there's some nutsackery going on in here.
nutsackery by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008
MC Nutsackersaurus
A clever and verbose underground rapper who waxes poetic about such diverse (and taboo) topics as having sex with dead babies, putting a butt mask on a monkey and calling it a 'buttape', and tenticle rape hentai. MC Nutsackersaurus is known for his six syllable rapping style, and has been called 'sick', 'unrivaled' and 'jawesome' by the underground music press. Check out his soon-to-be unleashed live show, where he will rock monkey buttholes all over the western United States. Wud to you momma.
I rock monkey buttholes like a monkey butthole rocker, I kick testicules like I was playing motherfucking soccer, I didn't wipe my butt good enough this morning, my diarrhea's a river and islands are forming! wud wud
MC Nutsackersaurus by everybody's stupid but me August 24, 2003
Vietnamese Nutpacker
During sexual intercourse, when a female partner vigorously squeezes the male partner’s testicles at the moment of climax for the male partner.
“Dude, my balls hurt so bad!!”
“Bro, the girl you brought home last night Probably gave you a Vietnamese Nutpacker.
“Bro, the girl you brought home last night Probably gave you a Vietnamese Nutpacker.
Vietnamese Nutpacker by Dr. Sam A. September 1, 2019