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Del: Alright, ladies and gentlemen. It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this. Wayne, you will run the backstage team. Milton, you are my liaison between Wayne's backstage team and Garth's front-stage team which includes myself in the booth. To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so. Places a capsule in his mouth Any questions?

Garth: Yes, I have a question. When did you turn into a nut-bar?
nut-bar by Shomaster February 24, 2006
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A self made Snickers involving one's sperm. Usually made by those guys who also like to make cream cups.
"My girlfriend totally liked the nut-bars I made, she even flushed it down with a cream cup!"
nut-bar by nuttinson November 2, 2018

hershey nut bar 

A sexual act when a white guy takes a piece of fecal matter and molds it around his nuts and lets a girl eat it.
Yo, Shaniqua, that hershey nut bar from your grandpappy was BALLIN'.
hershey nut bar by joe smith III October 1, 2006

Nut barnicle 

1. Someone who is allways around and wants to be just like you. They swing from your nuts in atempt to follow your every move.
2. A piece of dry Duck butter or underwear lint stuck to your Sack.
1. Dude get the fuck away from me and quit swinging on my nuts you Nut Barnicle.
Nut barnicle by AROND July 19, 2007

Nut Barf 

1. Nut Barf(n)- Semen that has exited the penis.
2. Nut Barfed(v)- To ejaculate.
NOUN: Darko said, "I totally threw up the first time I tasted my own nut barf"
VERB: Darko said "I just nut barfed in my own mouth!"
Nut Barf by Rickstar Reese March 5, 2010

Nut Barrage 

To inflict violence upon someone or something using one's own, or another individual's testicles as a weapon.
I just got Nut Barraged!
Nut Barrage by William Rentes September 4, 2018

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut 

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut put a TNT in a daycare center