Nut Stache

A mustache on the genitals. With the penis acting as a nose, the nut stache is the pubic hair under the shaft. It also may be part of a full nut beard.

You have such a thick nut stache!

by fire man 12 March 22, 2009

Nut Stache

When you finish a blow job by cumming on her upper lip, like a milk mustache.

... turns out she doesn't swallow so she ended up with a Nut Stache... looked like President Taft.

by Wookieknuckle March 12, 2010

Nut Stache

1. Placing ones nut sac on the upper lip of another person. Allowing the shaft to slap the forehead.

2. Ejaculating on a victim's upper lip and spreading it thin like a dirt stache.

1. Chris totally nut stached me earlier today. His shaft left a mark on my forehead.

2. Is my upper lip still crusty from my earlier nut stache?

by HeftyHogan January 10, 2014

nut stache

it’s like a milk mustache but with nut, aka semen. (mostly seen after giving head)

“girl wipe off your nut stache, my mom’s almost home”

by sexylady124 March 19, 2023