nut danger

When you are about to fap but it's not a good place or time to nut.

I really needed to rub one out, but I was at my friends house so there was nut danger. So I waited until I got home later.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

nut dangler

someonone who is always bothering you. or a girl who whats to suck your dick and play with your nuts.

michelle is such a nut dangler when iam around.

by dabeater85 May 15, 2011

Nutbanger

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.

1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.

by Laker John September 22, 2006

Nutbanger

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that Kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate Kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.

1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Lamar Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.

by Laker John September 20, 2008

nuthanger

chick who will hang on every guys nuts so she’ll be the raddest chick and their best girl friend. A nut hanger will mold themselves into anyone, because they lack the confidence to be themselves. They also lack any real friendships with girls (which is sad). The nut hanger also lacks the knowledge that guys will always stick with guys, no matter how much you are “like a dude”….leaving you out constantly. The nut hanger will then bitch, whine, and moan because they’re not always invited--which will then lead to an eventual loss of “friendship”-- where the nut hanger will then move onto the next group of dudes.

If a chick asks dudes if she's their number one girl friend she's a nuthanger.

by truefriend723 January 12, 2010