nuthanger

chick who will hang on every guys nuts so she’ll be the raddest chick and their best girl friend. A nut hanger will mold themselves into anyone, because they lack the confidence to be themselves. They also lack any real friendships with girls (which is sad). The nut hanger also lacks the knowledge that guys will always stick with guys, no matter how much you are “like a dude”….leaving you out constantly. The nut hanger will then bitch, whine, and moan because they’re not always invited--which will then lead to an eventual loss of “friendship”-- where the nut hanger will then move onto the next group of dudes.

If a chick asks dudes if she's their number one girl friend she's a nuthanger.

by truefriend723 January 12, 2010

Netbanger

Reppin a set, gang, or cult on the internet only.

This guy acts hard over text, but can't do shit in real life. I hate netbangers.

by Goldskull_3 September 13, 2018

nuthuggers

1. Shorts or Pants that are really tight on men and squeeze their junk
2.people who support someone blindly regardless of facts

1. That fool looks like he can't breathe in those nuthuggers
2. All you nuthuggers need to get off the bandwagon and check your facts

by manuel tejeda March 4, 2007

nuthuggers

Speedos or speedo-like swimming costume. So called because the hug the nuts.

That German tourist's got his nuthuggers on. Gross much?

by Hierophant April 29, 2009

nutbaggery

(nuht-bag-uh-ree)
-noun

The type of idiotic antics and self-absorbed behavior expected from a nutbag or douche. Similar to douchebaggery.

"Those dudes are up to their pointless nutbaggery again. Let's go somewhere else so we don't have to deal with those morons."

by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010

nuthugger

an individual who worships another individual; mark, fanboy/fangirl.

tito nuthuggers, you know the boy is bitch.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

nuthugger jeans

The most ass tight jeans you've ever seen on a man in your life, literally looking like they've been painted on to your legs. A stange, desperate cry is also associated with the wearing of these type of jeans, and you soon realize that it ofcourse is the aforementioned individual's balls screaming out for sweet mercy...

In the 80's, heavy metal bands like Megadeth, Metallica, and Slayer, epitomized the wearing of such items. Now stupid looking wimpy EMO assholes wear them exclusively crushing their already teeny weeny nuts. More likely than not, they have probably stolen their little sisters' jeans.

Not too be confused with HIPHUGGER jeans which women wear and which generally look awesome... Nuthugger jeans ofcourse look horrible, since most of the men who wear them have skinny, anorexic legs, so the end result is that these clowns look like overgrown stick insects...

by Gavai Dawgz August 24, 2006