Nunez

Huge pimp. Nunez can walk around Bethesda and at anytime see more girls that he's hooked up with than he can count on his fingers. Sometimes he forgets about some of the girls he's hooked up with because there are so many.

Random girl: Whats up Nunez
Nunez: Who are you?
Random girl: Don't you remember? We hooked up at the STA Mixer.
Nunez: We did?

by Poz February 25, 2005

Nunez

A complete manwhore. He hooks up with girls says he loves them and then leaves them right after getting some. he even tells them that he got what he wanted. Also happens to dump girls calluosly... ie. online or through letters. He goes to Prep and thinks he is soo hot, but he's not. He brother (twin) Matt is apparently nice, but the girls he goes out with would never no as Mike never introduces them. Mike isn't hot, but somehow he gets the really goodlooking girls sometimes like 3 at once. Really and truly Mike doesn't get what he deserves... nothing. And girls word of advice don't go out with him

Girl: omg Mike said he loves me and them we went all the way

(2 days later) Girl: awwww. he dumped me and after all i did

(3 days later) Girl sees Him hooking up with other girl

by USED January 2, 2005

Núñez

Bueno,que más se puede decir un Núñez es una persona que es muy honesta y que no le importaría que es lo que hacen los demás siempre esta en lo suyo y es una persona en la que siempre recordarás en la cama.

Y si Núñez quiere tenerte en su cama?

by Inferns November 23, 2021

Núñez

To miss something.

I really Núñez my girlfriend.
He could have scored a goal but he Núñezed the chance.

by smirnoff.1965 January 7, 2024

General Jose Nunez

A well know Dominican army General who led an army of underage children, and lower class village people to numerous battles in the Dominican country side durning the great machete wars that took place in the streets of the Dominican Republic in the 1990s. Known for his policy to only engage in battles with woman and small children often attacking with the surprise of nightfall riding on his trusty donkey Renaldo in a captain crunch like uniform. After retiring due to being accused unethical army procedures he settled in the United States after crossing the boarder illegally. He has help many jobs, such as gay male prostitute, Carpenter for CWI, and Used Tire Shop owner. He currently resides with his family and a close older college male professor who he engages in homosexual activity with.

General Jose Nunez proudly gave the orders to burn the village and leave nothing for the dink’s.

It’s General Jose Nunez days at N & M Tires, come on in for a ballon blown up on the free air pump.

by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019

Darwin Nunez

darwin nunez is the greatest footballer of all time. hes such a sweetheart and also a fighter. darwizzy has my heart and he was MADE FOR LIVERPOOL. he bleeds red, and we the kop bleed for him! he will do amazing things as he already has. people who hate him are just jealous but we dont even care. the people that hate on him have only made him more loveable. if you dont appreciate him from the bottom of your heart, then from the bottom of my heart, i feel bad for you.

darwin nunez is the greatest footballer of all time. im so glad my time on earth coincides with his

by liverpool266 April 12, 2023

Jorge Nunez

N. A bad ass. Future billionaire rapper, and religous figure. He is skilled at anything that interests him.

V. To do something amazing or impossible. Requires skill and patience, and if not jorge himself, a lot of luck.

ADJ. To be amazing or extremely skilled.

Example 1
Person 1: wow its Jorge Nunez.
Person 2: U wonder if he can sign my face!

Example 2
Tom Brady Jorge Nunezed against the jets.

Example 3
Wow, lebron is so Jorge Nunez

by Tupacolypse December 30, 2012