nun tits

Breasts that are so ugly that the woman who was cursed with them should become a nun so that no man will have to look at them.

Jen's boobs look like a pair of saggy bags with stretchmarks with the ends of salamis glued to them, classic nun tits.

by DingoDongo February 12, 2009

tits on a nun

Something or someone that is so useless they serve no purpose. For example tits on a nun serve no purpose, they don't have sex so they are useless a sex objects, they don't have babies so they are useless to produce milk for feeding.

Mike is soo lazy he never helps out with any work. Yeah he's as useless as tits on a nun.

by nicks75 January 29, 2015

more useless than tits on a nun

REALLY useless. Often used when frustrated, referring to an object or idiot.

Damn wrench keeps slipping! Thing's more useless than tits on a nun!

That Andy is more useless than tits on a nun... can't do anything right!

by Missy Meg January 5, 2009

tits on a nun

Nuns take a vow of chastity so tits on a nun are useless because you can't feel them.

He is as useless as tits on a nun.

by answerme1211 July 2, 2012