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Numbfterble

When you are so drunk or high that you are feeling comfortably numb.
Cliff: How you feeling man?

Darron: Dude, I'm numbfterble.
Numbfterble by bpj23 November 18, 2011
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numsters 

1. noun, num-ster, meaning a hamster which has been chilled to the point of numbness.

2. Term of endearment most appropriately used by couples in private. Can also be used as a filler word during intervals of silence where humour/ cuteness is required.

3. Indicator of similar mental state of mind.
Numsters in pajamas are coming down the stairs.
Numsters in pajamas are coming down in pairs.

Numsters for me! Numsters for you! I'll have a numster, you have one too!

(blink, blink) "Numsterrrrrssss!!!

Numster Dance
numsters by Melissa Denholm March 11, 2008
Derogative of the word newb or noob.

Basically has the same meaning.
Why r u reading this u silly nubster?
nubster by chris2134 June 25, 2008
Someone that still looks like a total newbie even if playing the same game for years. Some people never learn to play.
Look at that nubster QQ, that guy clearly knows nothing about the game even if he's playing it since 2008.
Nubster by Greenthing April 18, 2011

Numbsterbation 

The act of masterbating with a numb arm and giving it the other person feeling.
"Hey Joe, I just numbsterbated the other day. It felt like someone else"

Or

"Numbsterbation gives a whole new outlook on masterbating"
Numbsterbation by Killborn February 1, 2017

nuubster 

A way you can say to a young person that they are a noob but they won’t understand it, probably.
Maria:,,That person is a nuubster”
Anett:,,I agree”
nuubster by Supbeh March 18, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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