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numbster 

Some1 amazingly kewl with a sexeh body
Numb> ite markeh
Mark> yo numbster

<3 Numb
numbster by Mark David Barber July 11, 2004
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Numbfterble

When you are so drunk or high that you are feeling comfortably numb.
Cliff: How you feeling man?

Darron: Dude, I'm numbfterble.
Numbfterble by bpj23 November 18, 2011
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numsters 

1. noun, num-ster, meaning a hamster which has been chilled to the point of numbness.

2. Term of endearment most appropriately used by couples in private. Can also be used as a filler word during intervals of silence where humour/ cuteness is required.

3. Indicator of similar mental state of mind.
Numsters in pajamas are coming down the stairs.
Numsters in pajamas are coming down in pairs.

Numsters for me! Numsters for you! I'll have a numster, you have one too!

(blink, blink) "Numsterrrrrssss!!!

Numster Dance
numsters by Melissa Denholm March 11, 2008
Derogative of the word newb or noob.

Basically has the same meaning.
Why r u reading this u silly nubster?
nubster by chris2134 June 25, 2008
Someone that still looks like a total newbie even if playing the same game for years. Some people never learn to play.
Look at that nubster QQ, that guy clearly knows nothing about the game even if he's playing it since 2008.
Nubster by Greenthing April 18, 2011

Numbsterbation 

The act of masterbating with a numb arm and giving it the other person feeling.
"Hey Joe, I just numbsterbated the other day. It felt like someone else"

Or

"Numbsterbation gives a whole new outlook on masterbating"
Numbsterbation by Killborn February 1, 2017

nuubster 

A way you can say to a young person that they are a noob but they won’t understand it, probably.
Maria:,,That person is a nuubster”
Anett:,,I agree
nuubster by Supbeh March 18, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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