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nuckin futz 

fuckin nutz, mixed up.
means -- going crazy.
I got high yesterday and when my parents found out, they went nuckin futz

nuckin futts 

the pg version of fuckin nutts, appropriate for all ages to use to describe other nouns and events.
Tommy is nuckin futts, hes about to punch joe.
nuckin futts by Jordan I. Coates August 27, 2016

nuckin futs

Someone that is very dingy and oblivious to their surroundings.
Is everyone here Nuckin Futs or is it just me?!?!?
nuckin futs by Patchouli October 26, 2007

Nuckin' Figger 

A common slur used by overly dyslexic racists, where the "F" for "fuckin'" and the "N" for... well, y'know what it is, are both swapped.
"Sorry I'm late, some nuckin' figger cut me off on the freeway".
Nuckin' Figger by A.O.B.L. February 26, 2024

fizz nuckin 

to burp in one's asshole and have them fart it back in your face.
honey i got to burp can we fizz nuck real quick?

honey sex hasnt been the same how bout you eat a burrito before bed so we can fizz nuck all night

dude i got the worst taste in my mouth, my girl and i were fizz nuckin last night
fizz nuckin by nacho & diego May 12, 2009

pit-nicking

To steal one small, not very valuable (in terms of money) thing out of a whole bunch of the things in a very 'sneaky'(ish) way, and then do it again and again from different bunches of things that belong to different people or groups because they won't notice if one of the things is gone and it won't really impact them in any way. Like going on a walk and stealing one flower from each yard to make a bouquet instead of stealing a bunch of flowers form one yard because no one will notice if one flower is gone and it makes you feel mischievous and sneaky in a delightful kind of way. (created and thought up by Aurora Aksnes (AURORA); found in a triple j interview)
"I went pit-nicking for a bouquet of flowers." "I pit-nicked some candy from the pantry while I was at my best friend's house."

"I've enjoyed a bit of pit-nicking in my life. I love stealing flowers from other people's gardens." - Aurora Aksnes