Buttfuck Scramble

When one shoves eggs up their partner's ass, fucks them to crack the eggs, and has that partner shit them back out into a pan to cook and eat the resulting scramble.
"I heard through a grapevine that Brad convinced his girlfriend to try a Buttfuck Scramble, the other night."
by A.O.B.L. October 16, 2023
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Nuckin' Figger

A common slur used by overly dyslexic racists, where the "F" for "fuckin'" and the "N" for... well, y'know what it is, are both swapped.
"Sorry I'm late, some nuckin' figger cut me off on the freeway".
by A.O.B.L. February 26, 2024
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