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that right thar is a nubzy if i eva saw one
nubzy by puffy nubz December 13, 2010
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Pretty much as nooby as one can get. A Nubfy is more than just a nub. It is more than a noob, newb, n00b, etc. It is something beyond anything in the Universe. It is, the ultimatum of all nubs.
Cryonub: DAMN that guy mastered the nub form! He's a Nubfy!
Nubrin_: Wow, this Nubfy is almost as nooby as I am.
Nubfy by _Cryogen September 10, 2016
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nubzy nubby nubz nubly nubzor numzy nubbyface nubby wonder nuby nubytes
synonym for minutes, only happens when your right hand is one key too far to the left of home row
"This download only has 15 nubytes left then it's wank city"
nubytes by musashi-X September 12, 2006
Noun
Plural of the word "Nub"

1. People, who despite any amount of time or effort in doing something/completing a task, fail miserably.
2. A group of people who are so pro, that they make everyone else a sad panda, in everything they do.
3. People who lag so viciously that they are unable to take part in most gaming activities.

Contrary to popular belief, nubz don't have to be just in video games.
1. Nubz: "Fam we trained fo' weekz to do dat London Marathon together, and then simultaneously passed out after 1 mile!"

Pros: "U Nubz XD"

2. Pros: "Omg u randy, I pwn'd u 4 da 23rd time there! Get good kid!"

Nubz: "U guyz r Nubz! T.T"

3. Nubz: "Holy shizzle I just got a WHOLE 10 FPS!!!! :D"

Pros: "What is this lag!? I'm even dropping below 6000fps right now!! D:"
Nubz by TheDuckster February 1, 2014

The Nubby Effect

The Nubby Effect simply means that someone who is gay/ pro LGBTQ+ will project their views onto you until you are just like them. Engulfing one into a system of beliefs that makes you bisexual or gay in any manner.
Nubby and JJ broke up months ago, now she is a bisexual goth girl who can simply be acquainted with weed. This is a prime example of how The Nubby Effect can change someone in a matter of a couple of months.

Nubby Nubberton 

One who has gone beyond all levels of the art of nub, even past nub cake. May also be described as "The Mayor of Nubville"
or "Govna Nub"
Oh my god, look at that tortoise-armed kid he is such a nubby nubberton.

You know if there was a state of nub, you'd be the govna! Govna Nub!
Nubby Nubberton by Not Nubby February 21, 2009

nubbyface 

1. a person who did something stupid or
2. someone who sucks at something
1. i cant believe you just yelled bomb at the airport u fucking nubbyface

2. wow i lapped u u suck at mariokart u nubbyface
nubbyface by Crizzles May 9, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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