nubcark

The next evolution of nubcaek

This nubcark wont stop whining

by Gungsta-Pasta August 2, 2003

nubcake

1. (n) A person lacking experience and/or common sense (see also nub, newbie, noob, n00b, nublet);

2. (n) A delicious confectionary treat offered to someone who displays the characteristics defined above, specifically for those players of Counter Strike Source and Day of Defeat Source. (as seen on www.cleverdragon.com)

1. -- Shut up you nubcake!
-- You are such a nubcake, go get some skillz!

2. -- Give that kid some nubcakes so he doesn't feel so bad.
-- That kid just served you some nubcakes!

by {CD}Gonzo September 6, 2008

nubcaik

Noob Cake, or some swagfag on the internet trying to sound cool. Often used by people sitting behind computer screens... .. . . . . looking at you...

-Hah get rekt nubcaik
-Omg this nubcaik is using hax
-You nubcaik

by IAmFridaySoYouCanLoveMe November 8, 2014

nubcakes

The worst state of newbiness (see below).
Newbie>Noob>Nub>Fruitcake>poo>Nubcakes

go home nubcakes.
nubcakes get off the comp.
nubcakes you're 1-32 kill someone already.

by T. Rain December 28, 2005

nubcake

1) noun - The state of being a nub.
2) verb - In an act of nubness.

1) someone says something stupid -> mmk nubcake
2) someone freaks out about nothing -> hahhahahah nubcake it'll be ok
3) someone calls you a cheater -> ktp nubcake

by voss May 1, 2003

Nubcaik

A noob, in a different word. A nubcaik would be a very annoying person on online games or so, that spam, scam, beg, etc.
Noob does not equal newb. That is usually what some think, a newb is an unexperienced player in an online game.

Nubcaik: donat pl0x
Person: No...
Nubcaik: umg rprted for haxxing
Person: Wait what?

by w00t haxxorz November 10, 2009

nubcaek

A jesty way to call someone a newbie.

Correct misspelling of "newbie cake". Uber nubcaeks occassionally type it as "nubceak".

"Stop shooting at your team, nubcaek."

by SuddenFear June 27, 2004