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Noob Cake, or some swagfag on the internet trying to sound cool. Often used by people sitting behind computer screens... .. . . . . looking at you...
-Hah get rekt nubcaik
-Omg this nubcaik is using hax
-You nubcaik
nubcaik by IAmFridaySoYouCanLoveMe November 8, 2014
Words you can keep
A noob, in a different word. A nubcaik would be a very annoying person on online games or so, that spam, scam, beg, etc.
Noob does not equal newb. That is usually what some think, a newb is an unexperienced player in an online game.
Nubcaik: donat pl0x
Person: No...
Nubcaik: umg rprted for haxxing
Person: Wait what?
Nubcaik by w00t haxxorz November 10, 2009
1. (n) A person lacking experience and/or common sense (see also nub, newbie, noob, n00b, nublet);

2. (n) A delicious confectionary treat offered to someone who displays the characteristics defined above, specifically for those players of Counter Strike Source and Day of Defeat Source. (as seen on www.cleverdragon.com)
1. -- Shut up you nubcake!
-- You are such a nubcake, go get some skillz!

2. -- Give that kid some nubcakes so he doesn't feel so bad.
-- That kid just served you some nubcakes!
nubcake by {CD}Gonzo September 6, 2008

nubcakes 

The worst state of newbiness (see below).
Newbie>Noob>Nub>Fruitcake>poo>Nubcakes
go home nubcakes.
nubcakes get off the comp.
nubcakes you're 1-32 kill someone already.
nubcakes by T. Rain December 28, 2005
1) noun - The state of being a nub.
2) verb - In an act of nubness.
1) someone says something stupid -> mmk nubcake
2) someone freaks out about nothing -> hahhahahah nubcake it'll be ok
3) someone calls you a cheater -> ktp nubcake
nubcake by voss May 1, 2003
A jesty way to call someone a newbie.

Correct misspelling of "newbie cake". Uber nubcaeks occassionally type it as "nubceak".
"Stop shooting at your team, nubcaek."
nubcaek by SuddenFear June 27, 2004

Nubalicious nubcake 

Verb;Adv;.. Sucks at everything they do. Speaking level wise, equal to worse than garbage. Sucks at life.
That foo is a nubalicious nubcake.
Nubalicious nubcake by Nub_Killa October 12, 2009
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