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1. (n) A person lacking experience and/or common sense (see also nub, newbie, noob, n00b, nublet);

2. (n) A delicious confectionary treat offered to someone who displays the characteristics defined above, specifically for those players of Counter Strike Source and Day of Defeat Source. (as seen on www.cleverdragon.com)
1. -- Shut up you nubcake!
-- You are such a nubcake, go get some skillz!

2. -- Give that kid some nubcakes so he doesn't feel so bad.
-- That kid just served you some nubcakes!
nubcake by {CD}Gonzo September 6, 2008
Noob Cake, or some swagfag on the internet trying to sound cool. Often used by people sitting behind computer screens... .. . . . . looking at you...
-Hah get rekt nubcaik
-Omg this nubcaik is using hax
-You nubcaik
nubcaik by IAmFridaySoYouCanLoveMe November 8, 2014

nubcakes 

The worst state of newbiness (see below).
Newbie>Noob>Nub>Fruitcake>poo>Nubcakes
go home nubcakes.
nubcakes get off the comp.
nubcakes you're 1-32 kill someone already.
nubcakes by T. Rain December 28, 2005
1) noun - The state of being a nub.
2) verb - In an act of nubness.
1) someone says something stupid -> mmk nubcake
2) someone freaks out about nothing -> hahhahahah nubcake it'll be ok
3) someone calls you a cheater -> ktp nubcake
nubcake by voss May 1, 2003

Nubcastle 

Place where nubs belong, so to speak.
Go back to your nubcastle kiddies. You must play Condition Zero.
Nubcastle by Tim Christenson January 28, 2009
A noob, in a different word. A nubcaik would be a very annoying person on online games or so, that spam, scam, beg, etc.
Noob does not equal newb. That is usually what some think, a newb is an unexperienced player in an online game.
Nubcaik: donat pl0x
Person: No...
Nubcaik: umg rprted for haxxing
Person: Wait what?
Nubcaik by w00t haxxorz November 10, 2009