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nothing but net

Nothing but net is the name of an entire category of some of the most intimate sexual positions. The criteria that a sexual position must meet in order to be considered part of the nothing but net category is rigidly defined as any position such that only genitals are touching.

Paying homage to its namesake, it is considered top form to make a "swish" sound at the outset of a nothing but net position. Neglecting to "swish" at adequate volume greatly increases risk of penile fracture.

For a couple containing a male that is not well endowed, it is likely that only limited exploration of the nothing but net category will take place due to anatomical restrictions only permitting a just the tip (or JT squared) scenario.
Fucking in the airplane bathroom, we had to hold the walls so tight it was nothing but net.
nothing but net by FreeThrow May 21, 2011

Nothing But Net

When one swallows ejaculate straight down the throat during oral sex, without any semen entering or touching the sides of the mouth or tongue - Swish, nothing but net.
That girl gave me the best blowjob of my life, she swallowed me deep, nothing but net.
Nothing But Net by Maida_gc April 21, 2021

“Nothin’ but Net” 

When you spread your butt cheeks while taking a shit and it doesn’t rub on any thing, leaving no mess. Just like when someone takes a shot and doesn’t hit the rim.



“Man I am on a roll! I went to the bathroom and hit “Nothin’ but Net
“Nothin’ but Net” by Chea-Z December 28, 2007

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026