New user 1: They were literally mentioned in Forbes and were interviewed by the Washington Post.
Admin: The Forbes article seems like a PR press release and we don't allow interviews, so they don't meet the notability guidelines. Also, if you talk about that article once more, I'll block you per WP:NOTHERE.
Did you see that Notabling? I can't believe her parents posted "I know she is only two, but we couldn't resist giving her a gold-plated iPad." Pathetic.
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One day this beautiful yacht will be all for little Timmy. Can you imagine all the champagne that we be consumed and business deals sealed?