not mad
Something ridiculous just happened but somehow, you're cool with it. Weirdly, you're a little bit glad it happened. Best delivered in a tone which implies passive aggression.
not mad by canfield army April 6, 2009
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Not Mad
She is definitely mad. Apologize as much as you can and try and figure out what you did so you can NEVER EVER DO IT AGAIN.
guy 1: hey babe you alr?
girl 1: yeah
guy 1: u sure?
girl 1: yea not mad
(this was based on an actual conversation)
girl 1: yeah
guy 1: u sure?
girl 1: yea not mad
(this was based on an actual conversation)
Not Mad by bit nut jim March 22, 2023
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Not mad about it
When you are happy about something but you are a miserable cunt who is never happy so you say "I'm not mad about it"
Not mad about it by Jane93 July 1, 2019
I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed
The passive-aggressive phrase your parents give as a sign that they are mad and regret having you because you’re a piece of shit(but they don’t want to say it aloud).
You know you fucked up bad when your parents say “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” after you’ve done something wrong.
I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed by TAHDAH January 10, 2021
I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed.
Your father stands in the corner of the room. As you gaze into his eyes you contemplate the strike of the leather you receive for snorting your grandmother's ashes. He waits. He only says the obligatory phrase "I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed." you never speak of the moment again...
I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed. by ShutTheDoorQuick December 7, 2021
I'm not mad.
When you go to a function that you thought was going to be boring or a waste of your time; but there ends up being great eye-candy there.
I'm not mad.
*Best friend drags you to some boring performance. Five minutes into the show you see three hot shirtless men come out to perform. Turns to best friend like "I'm not mad!"
*Best friend drags you to some boring performance. Five minutes into the show you see three hot shirtless men come out to perform. Turns to best friend like "I'm not mad!"
I'm not mad. by Bitch_named_Ashley January 26, 2020
i'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's
A quote from the Cheshire Cat, in the popular children's book, Alice In Wonderland, written by Lewis Caroll. He is well known for his glowing eyes and mischievous grin.
i'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's by JayyJai February 17, 2014
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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