nostaljunk

When you re-watch / read / play a piece of media years later and it doesn't hold up.

"Remember that movie we used to love as kids? I just watched it again after like a decade and it's total nostaljunk. It hasn't aged well at all."

by thestr1ker November 25, 2015

Nostaljerk

1: When you revisit a piece of pornographic material that you "frequented" as a child, and have a sesh to relive the past.

2: When you masturbate to a piece of pornography that is at least fifteen years old.

"Hey have you ever seen Deep Throat?"

"Hell yes, I had a nostaljerk to that just last week. Those girls were very hairy back then."

by Droopy Scrouge November 7, 2009

nostaljerkin'

going back too a prolific sexual memory, and then proceeding too pleasure yourself; lookin' back on it.

daniella: aye bro, 'member back on Vdae 2011? that shit was insane.

lumberjane: yeah, totsmcgoats! ahh, brb bro, this shit got me wantin' too start nostaljerkin'.

by chaparita. March 4, 2011