Nostaljerk

1: When you revisit a piece of pornographic material that you "frequented" as a child, and have a sesh to relive the past.

2: When you masturbate to a piece of pornography that is at least fifteen years old.

"Hey have you ever seen Deep Throat?"

"Hell yes, I had a nostaljerk to that just last week. Those girls were very hairy back then."

by Droopy Scrouge November 7, 2009

Nostal-Jerk

1.) To relive a sexual experience one had as a youth to please themselves in the present.
2.) Finding something you once masterbated to in the past and re masterbating to it in the present.

Connor: "What did you do last night?"
John : "You know. Did a quick nostal-jerk and went to sleep."

by iluvbiterz June 23, 2016

Nostalgeek

A geek that is nostalgic.

Dan: You really wanna watch the old Alien movies again before going to see Prometheus?

Fedja: Yes.

Dan: Wow, you're quite the nostalgeek.

by Zaar Soulblade November 5, 2012

nostaljerkin'

going back too a prolific sexual memory, and then proceeding too pleasure yourself; lookin' back on it.

daniella: aye bro, 'member back on Vdae 2011? that shit was insane.

lumberjane: yeah, totsmcgoats! ahh, brb bro, this shit got me wantin' too start nostaljerkin'.

by chaparita. March 4, 2011

nostaljunk

When you re-watch / read / play a piece of media years later and it doesn't hold up.

"Remember that movie we used to love as kids? I just watched it again after like a decade and it's total nostaljunk. It hasn't aged well at all."

by thestr1ker November 25, 2015

Nostalgeek

A self-obsessed guy (not necessarily a geek) who constantly reflects on his "glorious" past—a very short-lived moment of "popularity" when he felt like the king of a small town (though people were laughing about him behind his back). He dislikes everything contemporary and adores classic music and old cinema. To him, Gen Zers are a bunch of fools, raw idiots who are nothing like him (so, of course, stupid, stupid).

The nostalgeek hates Ed Sheeran and Justin Biber. He also doesn’t appreciate Drake or any other popular hip Hop hits .. it’s beyond him..

by Bitchbetterbegood May 23, 2024