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Noserape

The fun prank of sticking your fingers into the nostrils of an unsuspecting victim, watching their reaction and then running like crazy.
"I just now noseraped the cashier at the McDonalds drive-through. T'was so much fun"
"That's nothing. Harry noseraped a cop. He chased us halfway down the street."
by Hersh85 November 23, 2009
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Noserape

The unexpected act of violating someones personal space by sticking your two fingers up that persons nostrils.
by Todd Chen January 24, 2008
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noserape

the act of a small dog..usually a jack Russell/chihuahua...whom in their excitement violate your nasal cavities.
bloody hell Taff...you noseraped me again then...you little get
by taffi's Mam December 29, 2010
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Noserape

Upon engaging in the act of gently placing your fingers within your own anal region and subsequently transitioning them to another individual's nasal orifice.
“She delicately introduced two digits into her posterior region before subsequently transferring them to his nasal passage vociferating the word “ Noserape” afterwards”
by RyHan19 August 7, 2023
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Noserope

A long, elastic strand of mucus that dangles from a sick child's nostril when the child cries. This slimy yo-yo often gets sucked up into the nose when the child inhales between shrieks, only to reappear when the wailing continues. Since it's entertaining for adults to watch this, the child assumes your expression of delight is in response to their distress, which only increases the volume and intensity of the tantrum. It's a viscious (and viscous) cycle which might end on a clock-tower with a high-powered rifle.
Jeez, lady, wipe your kid's noserope!
by Frasier Nutzov February 19, 2007
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nose rape

Nose rape is an assault on one's olafactory organ caused by another individual's use of way too much perfume/cologne. May also be accompanied by eye rape if the offending odor causes the eyes to water. Most prevalent with teenage boys and hookers.
Out teenage son commits nose rape with English Leather.
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
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Nose Rape

Nose rape refers to the act of inserting one's finger(s) into an unsuspecting persons nostril.

The act of nose raping has transformed into a 21st century urban extreme sport. Similar to sport hunting, the point sport nose raping is to nose rape as many people as possible in creative ways. However, the people you nose rape must be complete strangers to you. Points are earned for successful nose rapes.

In the game of nose rape, it is common for different points to be awarded for a nose rape based on the difficulty of the nose rape. For example, a common nose rape point system is: 1 pt for single nostril nose rape, 2 pts for double penetration nose rape (DPNR), 3 pts for nose raping someone while they are in their car at a stop light, a cashier at a store who is ringing you up, or a bouncer at a bar. Any point system can be developed, so the above is just an example.
Nose rape, or the act of violation of someone's nostrils with one's fingers, is a serious matter. A recent survey of American college students indicates that 1 out of 5 college students will be nose raped before they graduate. Although the act of nose rape may only last a few seconds the emotional scars last a lifetime.
by turdfurgusson December 16, 2011
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