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Noserope

A long, elastic strand of mucus that dangles from a sick child's nostril when the child cries. This slimy yo-yo often gets sucked up into the nose when the child inhales between shrieks, only to reappear when the wailing continues. Since it's entertaining for adults to watch this, the child assumes your expression of delight is in response to their distress, which only increases the volume and intensity of the tantrum. It's a viscious (and viscous) cycle which might end on a clock-tower with a high-powered rifle.
Jeez, lady, wipe your kid's noserope!
by Frasier Nutzov February 19, 2007
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Noserope

In surfer lingo: gooey combination booger/ salt water flood like nose drainage, often occurring at the most inopportune times such as when you are trying to tell the teacher there is a perfectly reasonable explanation you're late for class.
I had em' totally fooled til I dropped a noserope on his desk.
by Noserope February 4, 2013
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Noserape

The fun prank of sticking your fingers into the nostrils of an unsuspecting victim, watching their reaction and then running like crazy.
"I just now noseraped the cashier at the McDonalds drive-through. T'was so much fun"
"That's nothing. Harry noseraped a cop. He chased us halfway down the street."
by Hersh85 November 23, 2009
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Noserape

The unexpected act of violating someones personal space by sticking your two fingers up that persons nostrils.
by Todd Chen January 24, 2008
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Noseropractor

"Wow, Mary and Darci are such great noseropractors!"
by mmdt October 16, 2013
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nosemope

A derogatory term used to describe people studying greek, especially ancient greek.
You're studying greek again?!? You're such a nosemope!
by nosemope April 4, 2011
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Nostropeeshuh

A medical condition when you will never have any hair in your nostrils.
I have a hairless nose, due to me nostropeeshuh.
by Joe Djibouti December 28, 2008
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