noose me 

A phrase where a person will only say it when they are in such a dellemer.

"I can't believe I just missed that shot, noose me."

noose me by Slick Stick January 20, 2017

Chilli up me nose 

Chilli up your nose.

I have a chilli up me nose.

Chilli up me nose by anonymous January 2, 2021

nose meal 

substance consumed up the nose that makes you feel so good you want to lick the plate to compliment the chef

yoooo bruh, i just had a hefty nose meal, was way better than that carvery at Toby's last week

nose meal by kxlee1234 November 5, 2020

nose meat 

meat in your nose that causes you to sniff oftenly

"Alexia's nose meat was acting up again so she sniffed all day long" or "Alexia's boogers were having a BBQ up in her nose because of her nose meat"

nose meat by Hales <3 March 10, 2008

Nose Meat 

Particularly substantial nose boogers that one extricates from one's nose to snack on between meals. Nose Meat can be well done (dry and crumbly), or somewhat rare (soft and moist, and coated in snot).

Hey, if you keep eating your nose meat, you won't leave room for dinner.

Nose Meat by Disgusting and Alone October 12, 2004

noise merchant 

A right-wing nut job who peddles conspiracy theories that are not based in fact, have little evidentiary support, and are targeted toward non-critical thinkers who are generally gullible.

Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh are not journalists but simply noise merchants.

noise merchant by Big Grinder June 18, 2019

Nose Meat 

Snot, boogers, et al.

You need a kleenex to catch all that nose meat.

Nose Meat by Buntselina December 26, 2020