Noog

Noun: male semen
Verb: Ejaculation

"I'm gonna noog!!" or "I'm nooging"

by Bitch Fartman August 19, 2018

Noog

Someone who isn't worth controlling.

Girl 1: Hey are you gonna get your boyfriend to buy you a new bag.
Girl 2: No, he's such a noog. He'll probably fuck it up somehow.

by Milkshakin this gay ass June 18, 2021

Noog

agreement or positive status/classification.

short for snoogans (Kevin Smith reference) see also: na noog

"That ride is noog."
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Mom: "have you cleaned your room yet"
You: "noog"

by downer June 29, 2003

Noog

A part of the males lower extremities used for the "mating" purposes and adult pleasure. Also relates to the "chode" region of the body. Usually associated with a smaller size "tally wacker". Approach these areas with extreme caution.

My that is a small noog you have there. Or, my what a hairy noog.

by Jacob P. James September 7, 2003

Noog

When someone takes your backpack, removes the contents, flips the backpack inside out, and puts back in the contents. Afterwards the backpack is often stapled shut along the zipper. Other ways to keep it shut is to put a paperclip between the zippers on the inside. In the most extreme cases, the backpack is buried underground or sealed in a metal box.

I just nooged Tylers backpack with duct tape!

by theantidote December 17, 2004

Noog

Stanley Fresh Dry White cask wine. As consumed by the MCR.

"Hey, there goes those wacky MCR guys again, drinking noog as usual."
"Yeah. Don't you just wish you were them?"
"Hell yes."

by mcr January 23, 2005

Noog

A dumbass bitch or term for being a dumbass bitch

Leon “you are such a noog”
Henry “I’m not the noog when your around”

They both were noogs

by Enya231 October 29, 2019