store brought

When you bring something to a party that you got at a store without actually having paid for it.

HOST: Thanks for the beautiful cake! Did you make it yourself?
GUEST: Nah, I don't have the money for that. It's store brought.

by calonzo December 14, 2018

cable moocher

Someone who always watches cable at someone else's house so they don't have to pay for it themselves.

Tommy is such a cable moocher. He's always at my house watching TV and leaving potato chip crumbs on the sofa.

by calonzo November 08, 2006

Nookd

(v) to have your eBook modified by Barnes and Noble so that the word "kindle" is replaced by "Nook" so that the word "kindle" disappears from your vocabulary.

After being apart for 2 weeks, Samantha and I have re-Nookd our relationship.

by calonzo November 16, 2012