noof noof

The noise a mouse makes.

"Noof noof!" says Laura when she is drunk.

noof noof by Jocy poo bum May 14, 2006

Noof - Noof Tube 

Noof- A mixture of liquid clear facial cleaner and bleach, used as a lubricant for pleasuring one's gopher
Noof Tube- You're gopher's excessively lubricated corn hole.

Bobby, if there was ever one thing mah daddy said that was wise, it was this. "Always be sure to noof up the noof tube. The last thing you want is a partner with a bloody noof tube."

Noof - Noof Tube by McDurth December 2, 2004

Noof 

A bizarre and senseless misintepretation of the name 'Dave'.

Phone Caller: "Hi Roberto, it's Dave. Is Mike there?"
Roberto: "Sure, let me put you on hold."
Mike: "Who is on hold for me?"
Roberto: "I think it's Noof."

Noof by Noofnoof January 8, 2009

Noof 

Noof is smart, pretty, loving, rich that gives to the poor and she also makes people happy.

I wish I had a Noof

Noof by makalah : February 23, 2019

Noof 

A crazy ass horse that can use facebook somehow.

Did you see what Horsenoofin Noof posted today? I lol'd pretty hard!

Noof by HNN January 20, 2011

Noof Naff 

A retarded person, or some-one who acts retarded for no reason

*drops fork*
"god your such a noof naff"

Noof Naff by >>GoZoe<< March 9, 2010

Noof 

an idiot, a goof, someone silly

"Oops, I just threw loads of money down a drain!" "You stupid noof!"

Noof by Tally February 20, 2003