Noodlea 

When you were gonna type noodle but you fuck up because there's tears in your eyes cause you've been crying all fucking day. The meaning later became altered to just being really sad.

Alonna: I feel pretty noodlea
Melani : I feel you, noodlea hours

Noodlea by Magical.tragedy April 28, 2018

Noodler 

An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.

Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.

Noodler by Charitable Disguise October 13, 2019

touch noodle 

A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video

Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole

touch noodle by hterbluc May 1, 2018

thunder noodle 

A noodle that falls down the stairs and sounds like thunder.

I woke up to thunder this morning and thought there were storms. Turns out it was just a thunder noodle coming down the stairs.

thunder noodle by mooncow728 July 21, 2021

Noodleify 

When you turn a non-noodle into a noodle. Coined by Danger Darcy about 6 months ago.

"I've really let myself go. I should noodleify a cucumber to eat healthier."

Noodleify by TheREALCoolGuy23 January 20, 2019

Nigga noodle 

Nicocado saying nigga noodle

Nigga noodle (crunches) nigga noodle ( crunches more) nigga noodle.

Nigga noodle by Niggacado January 13, 2021

Dang-dang noodle

(Noun) Any item or thing relating to the culture, food, animal or mineral of Asia.

Mr. Waldner and I went down to Chinatown to look at all the crazy hats, bowls and Dang-dang noodle displayed in the shop windows.

Dang-dang noodle by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014