Nooder 

A derogatory term for any member of the Asian race. Can also refer to the worst kind of Asian people.

"Hey Steve, what ever happened to that dog Sparky that always followed you around?"
"That stupid nooder Fun-Yu from across the street took it and I never saw it again."

Nooder by r.j.penisnoodle September 18, 2011

nooder 

A type of stuffed animal which has many uses. First and foremost holding and protecting his family from outsiders
(roomates). Second is to a be comfortable pillow in which loved ones my rest their heads. Nooder also contains a very comfortable lovesac blanket. Very useful for coooooooodling

Katie.."Did you put the kids away"..
Pat.."Yes nooder is watching them"..

Katie..."I love using nooder while I coooodle. Its my favorite"..

nooder by hehheehhe March 25, 2011

Nooder 

A guy with oversized biceps

Mags: That Nooder is going to scare everyone when he raises those huge arms
Eden: Don’t worry, he’s just asking for inner peace

Nooder by magskb September 7, 2020

Soured Nooder 

The slimy residue after a vagina has been eaten and allowed to ferment in a sauce of vaginal secretion, cum, saliva, snot, and any other substance she may have overnight.

OMG! Girl you must have had that pussy destroyed last night! I think you need to wash off that Soured Nooder!! You smell like vinegar and fish!!

Soured Nooder by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020

Noodler 

An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.

Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.

Noodler by Charitable Disguise October 13, 2019

dank nooner 

Popping a wheelie on a motorcycle or dirt bike. Dank nooners are typically wheelies that are at balance point.

My friend popped a dank nooner today down the highway.

dank nooner by ScoobyS August 20, 2020

fat nooner

A term for popping a wheelie, usually on a motorcycle, and usually performed by a motobro. Not as dank as a fat ass nooner.

I'll be rippin fat nooners all over town soon as I get my gixxer

fat nooner by Nig downtown J-dubya February 6, 2017