noodeenaw

A person who can't decide and loses track of his life.

His mother said something about the shame of having birthed a professional noodeenaw. Lisa McInerney, The Glorious Heresies

noodeenaw by Loelaw November 6, 2017

Noodlehawk 

When a person or persons gazes upon a males crotch area.

Dude! That chick that just walked by totally noodlehawked you!

I think that dude at the corner of the bar just noodlehawked me.

Noodlehawk by CoolKeith November 7, 2009