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Nooblord
Nooblord by JamesMcJameson April 20, 2013
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Noobzore
A shitty Halo 2/3 online player who plays 3 hours a day and still sucks ass. Basically they pay money to get their asses kicked and they know nothing about halo.
*3 in the morning*
*Deep manly voice: "Slayer!"*
Noobzore1: Dude im about to blow you up with my BR!!
Uberpwner: You're a fuckin noobzore u know nothing about halo and u suck ass! You are an unworthy opponent...
*3 seconds later...Deep manly voice: "Game over, team uberpwner wins"
Noobzore1: Dude?! wtf just happened?
Uberpwner: Thats how bad you suck....
*Deep manly voice: "Slayer!"*
Noobzore1: Dude im about to blow you up with my BR!!
Uberpwner: You're a fuckin noobzore u know nothing about halo and u suck ass! You are an unworthy opponent...
*3 seconds later...Deep manly voice: "Game over, team uberpwner wins"
Noobzore1: Dude?! wtf just happened?
Uberpwner: Thats how bad you suck....
Noobzore by Conrad Dempsey November 6, 2007
nooblordjjj
Nooblordjjj is the Dictator of the Computer Union (TCU) in Roblox. He's most known for clapping his friend/boyfriend, Eekmeep. Another thing that he's known for is the Roblox Game "papers pls", as an inspector question is "Who is our glorious leader" being Nooblordjjj.
nooblordjjj by MartyDoesStuff July 18, 2024
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