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Noobzore 

A shitty Halo 2/3 online player who plays 3 hours a day and still sucks ass. Basically they pay money to get their asses kicked and they know nothing about halo.
*3 in the morning*
*Deep manly voice: "Slayer!"*

Noobzore1: Dude im about to blow you up with my BR!!

Uberpwner: You're a fuckin noobzore u know nothing about halo and u suck ass! You are an unworthy opponent...

*3 seconds later...Deep manly voice: "Game over, team uberpwner wins"

Noobzore1: Dude?! wtf just happened?

Uberpwner: Thats how bad you suck....
Noobzore by Conrad Dempsey November 6, 2007
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(noob-zor) Usually in video-games (specifically fighting ones) a noobzor is the leader of a noobish group of people. In order to be a noobzor, the person must be directly affiliated with the noobish party in question and must be the sole persona who gives the orders. It is not a good thing to be a noobzor, and if you see one, you should immediately alert others in a non-noobish party to take down the noobzor. The most common place to see a noobzor is on WOW during a 10-year-olds lan-party. Also see noob and noobish
Everybody take down the noobzor!
noobzor by matt recker April 26, 2008

Teh Noobzors Pro 

Lucas Wade Firmin. Smalltown Chap. Lives in vegas and will be a virgin till he retires.
"You guys seen Teh Noobzors Pro lately?" "Last i saw him he was beatin off to May 05' Playboy...for the 79th time
Teh Noobzors Pro by @n0n0n0nmous October 20, 2008
Super noobish zombies according to some guy who lives in Marlboro.
Wow, they are such noobzorbs!
noobzorbs by Chewyyyoo August 11, 2010
a noob passing off as an l337 and calling people noobzor
i am t3h l337 but you are a noobzor
Noobzor by cruzal August 30, 2005
The word noobs use to insult other noobs to try and pretend they aren't noobs themselves.
u r teh noobzor lol
noobzor by JiaXue November 23, 2003
some fuckin wanker that thought he could rip off the word noob
omg ur such a noobzor
noobzor by Jonny October 13, 2003
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