person: i don't get it because i'm noobcork
person: noobcore
person: dammint
person: noobcork
person: noobcork is a hilarious word
Other person: yes Other person: we should promote it
person: deal.
A shitty Halo 2/3 online player who plays 3 hours a day and still sucks ass. Basically they pay money to get their asses kicked and they know nothing about halo.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.