noob daddy 

1. really cool person

2. mentally retarded

(or both)

None of you regular people can do stuff like noob daddy can!

noob daddy by noobdaddy2 April 8, 2010

Daddy Noob 

the informal but non derogatory term for a first time fathers novice and inexperienced disposition of parenting, often resulting in embarrassing moments and public humiliation of said "noobness" that can either cause great laughter or deep sympathy for his fathering future.

other definitions include;

- if you haven't changed your kids diaper yet.

- you nodded reading above definition.

- tossed around the idea of writing a parenting manual before you procreated yourself.

- you define spending a night alone parenting your child as "babysitting."

- other variations include; dnoob

Example #1 ------

Guy: Well, honey! Do you want me to breastfeed the baby for awhile!
Honey: You may have moobs, but it doesn't work that way Daddy Noob.

Example #2 ------

Doctor: Nurse, my forceps.
Nurse: Sure thing!
Guy: Babe, this Doctor is jacked, he has forceps.
Girl: Tell me your joking dnoob.

Daddy Noob by DaddyNoob.com August 21, 2012

noobdaddy

1. He is much better than any normal people. He is a master at the Cello. That, combined with his phenomenal singing voice can make any man or woman fall to their knees. He is awesome at making weird noises. His pool skills are unmatched. Don't even get me started on his ping-pong expertise.
2. A popular name to call you friends.

None of you regular people can do stuff like noobdaddy can. Call your friends a noob daddy.

noobdaddy by Alex Burns Red May 2, 2010

Nobodaddy 

Portmanteau for ‘Nobody’s Daddy’ (as opposed to 'Father of all).
Refers disrespectfully to 'God', in particular a primitive, childish, anthropomorphic notion of Him.

Thank Nobodaddy for libraries, or else I would be buried under books.
"Nobodaddy doubled over with stomach cramps, the shits" (Paul Auster, 4321)

Nobodaddy by Amphioxus March 23, 2019