Nobodaddy 

Portmanteau for ‘Nobody’s Daddy’ (as opposed to 'Father of all).
Refers disrespectfully to 'God', in particular a primitive, childish, anthropomorphic notion of Him.

Thank Nobodaddy for libraries, or else I would be buried under books.
"Nobodaddy doubled over with stomach cramps, the shits" (Paul Auster, 4321)

Nobodaddy by Amphioxus March 23, 2019

Fatty-NoDaddy 

A plumper who had no figure growing up therefore she is extremely open to all suggestions from males.

Damn it looks like fatty-nodaddy is showing up to the party so let's see how Pravy it gets.

Fatty-NoDaddy by Ranchgirls December 23, 2020

Nobaddy 

The lowest form of human life possible.

As general a term as this is, the universal relationship between all nobaddies is that all of them fail to 'do they own thang.' This means they fail to listen to their own preferences (such as clothes, music, and hobbies) as they are more concerned with others. They follow the rules set before them. Nobaddies conform in every which way so long as they feel they belong.

He fails to listen to that voice inside that says something like 'I wanna dress like James Bond.' and instead wears a polo with popped collars, sunglasses too big for his midget head, and flipflops that won't help him at all if he were to get into a fight. And the nobaddy won't be able to run away from the confrontation without losing a flipflop. Nobaddies...

The fundamental principle in distinguising a nobaddy is the 'thang factor.' Is he/she doin' his/her own thang? Or just trying to do everybaddy elses? Nobaddies are quite sleezy in this sense. The secondary principle would be realness. A nobaddy will stretch the truth if it means an entrance into the pearly gates of fame. If you don't want to be a nobaddy then remember this old saying that has died in these times: Word is bond. There's an element of reality that a nobaddy fails to see.

The origins of this term: A pure man by the name of Dominik Sikora once pointed out to me that I pronounced the word 'nobody' as 'nobaddy.' I had never noticed until then and the term had eventually evolved into this term today.

Somebaddy: hey listen ya nobaddy, whats with you having conversations on facebook? you dont got msn?

Nobaddy: theyre conversations with hot girls

Somebaddy: you datin' any of 'em?

Nobaddy: seeing how i had a party saturday and they came, and i definately got farther with them then u will ever in ur entire life, so im out peace

Somebaddy: you should go out with one of them then

Nobaddy: i even stayed sober for a chick dumbass

Somebaddy: datin' her?

Nobaddy: im out peace

Somebaddy: youre a nobaddy

Nobaddy by Ryan Jackson August 6, 2007

noobdaddy

1. He is much better than any normal people. He is a master at the Cello. That, combined with his phenomenal singing voice can make any man or woman fall to their knees. He is awesome at making weird noises. His pool skills are unmatched. Don't even get me started on his ping-pong expertise.
2. A popular name to call you friends.

None of you regular people can do stuff like noobdaddy can. Call your friends a noob daddy.

noobdaddy by Alex Burns Red May 2, 2010

Nobaddy 

The lowest form of human life possible.

As general a term as this is, the universal relationship between all nobaddies is that all of them fail to 'do they own thang.' This means they fail to listen to their own preferences (such as clothes, music, and hobbies) as they are more concerned with others. They follow the rules set before them. Nobaddies conform in every which way so long as they feel they belong.

He fails to listen to that voice inside that says something like 'I wanna dress like James Bond.' and instead wears a polo with popped collars, sunglasses too big for his midget head, and flipflops that won't help him at all if he were to get into a fight. And the nobaddy won't be able to run away from the confrontation without losing a flipflop. Nobaddies...

The fundamental principle in distinguising a nobaddy is the 'thang factor.' Is he/she doin' his/her own thang? Or just trying to do everybaddy elses? Nobaddies are quite sleezy in this sense. The secondary principle would be realness. A nobaddy will stretch the truth if it means an entrance into the pearly gates of fame. If you don't want to be a nobaddy then remember this old saying that has died in these times: Word is bond. There's an element of reality that a nobaddy fails to see.

The origins of this term: A pure man by the name of Dominik Sikora once pointed out to me that I pronounced the word 'nobody' as 'nobaddy.' I had never noticed until then and the term had eventually evolved into this term today.

Authentic example of a somebaddy confronting a nobaddy:

Somebaddy: hey listen ya nobaddy, whats with you having conversations on facebook? you dont got msn?

Nobaddy: theyre conversations with hot girls

Somebaddy: you datin' any of 'em?

Nobaddy: seeing how i had a party saturday and they came, and i definately got farther with them then u will ever in ur entire life, so im out peace

Somebaddy: you should go out with one of them then

Nobaddy: i even stayed sober for a chick dumbass

Somebaddy: datin' her?

Nobaddy: im out peace

Somebaddy: youre a nobaddy

Nobaddy by Ryan Jackson December 9, 2008

NoDaddyNaldo

A NoDaddyNaldo, is a fraudulent tapin-merchant from Portugal, who has the same amount of WC trophies as fathers. He loves winning Dubai d'Ors to feel important, but he always forgets, he is NoDaddyCristiano DeadSonNaldo.

He is living in Miami in Leo Messis a.k.a. GOATs doghouse together with Messis Pitbull.

Unfortunately after the Pitbull made him pregnant, he did the NoDaddyNaldo and left his children.
Shame on you NodaddyNaldo DeadChildNaldo, even Nusret has held the WC trophy longer than you ever will 😡🤬.

Daddy, who is the ghost with a ton of bottles, in front of our house?

Oh, Jimmy, that's NoDaddyNaldo, unfortunately his dad left him, so nobody could teach him good behavior and manners that's why he is ghosting in front of our house.

NoDaddyNaldo by Ronaldos lost father November 1, 2023