The lowest form of human life possible.
As general a term as this is, the universal
relationship between all nobaddies is that all of them fail to 'do they own thang.' This means they fail to listen to their own preferences (such as clothes,
music, and hobbies) as they are more concerned with others. They follow the rules set before them. Nobaddies conform in every which way so
long as they feel they belong.
He fails to listen to that voice inside that says something like 'I wanna dress like James Bond.' and instead wears a
polo with popped collars, sunglasses too
big for his midget head, and flipflops that won't help him at all if he were to get into a fight. And the nobaddy won't be able to run away from the confrontation without losing a flipflop. Nobaddies...
The fundamental principle in distinguising a nobaddy is the 'thang factor.' Is he/she doin' his/her own thang? Or just trying to do everybaddy elses? Nobaddies are quite sleezy in this sense. The secondary principle would be realness. A nobaddy will stretch the
truth if it means an entrance into the pearly gates of fame. If you
don't want to be a nobaddy then remember this old saying that has died in these times: Word is bond. There's an element of
reality that a nobaddy fails to see.
The origins of this term: A pure man by the name of Dominik Sikora once pointed out to me that I pronounced the word 'nobody' as 'nobaddy.' I had
never noticed until then and the term had eventually evolved into this term
today.
Somebaddy: hey listen ya nobaddy, whats with you having conversations on
facebook? you dont got msn?
Nobaddy: theyre conversations with hot girls
Somebaddy: you datin' any of 'em?
Nobaddy: seeing how i had a party saturday and they came, and i definately got farther with them then u will ever in ur entire life, so im out
peace
Somebaddy: you should go out with one of them then
Nobaddy: i even stayed sober for a chick dumbass
Somebaddy: datin' her?
Nobaddy: im out
peace
Somebaddy: youre a nobaddy